蜘蛛和蜜蜂要结婚了

4 04 2009

蜘蛛和蜜蜂要结婚了。

蜘蛛感到不满意,问他妈妈:"为什么要让我娶蜜蜂呢?"

蜘蛛妈妈说:"蜜蜂是吵了点,人家好歹也是个空姐。"

蜘蛛说:"可是我比较喜欢蚊子。。。"

蜘蛛妈妈说:"不要再想那个护士了,打针都打不好,上次还搞到妈咪水肿!"

蜜蜂也感到不满意,问她妈妈:"为什么让我嫁给蜘蛛?"

蜜蜂妈妈说:"蜘蛛是丑了点,可人家好歹也是搞网络的。"

蜜蜂说:"可我比较爱蚂蚁。。。"

蜜蜂妈妈说:"别再提那个瘦巴巴的工头,整天扛着东西跑,连辆货车都没有。"

蜜蜂说:"那隔壁村的苍蝇哥也不错啊?"

蜜蜂妈妈说:"他是长得帅,可也不能拣个挑粪的呀!"

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